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双语笑话|Hunting Skills(狩猎的方法)

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Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic1 bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!

How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks.

Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan asks.

Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei replies.

And what came out?

To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express.

Notes:

hide n.兽皮

bandage n.绷带

whistle v.吹哨子;鸣笛

Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亚的快车

Exercises:

依据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday.

② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear.

③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears.

④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice.

⑤ Sergei was hit by a train.

135. 狩猎的方法

两个俄国猎人相遇。我昨天打了一只巨熊,伊凡说,看看这兽皮!

你是怎么样发现这么大的熊的?谢尔盖问道。

简单,伊凡说,你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。

几周后,两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。难道你没听我的建议?伊凡问。

我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子,谢尔盖回答说。

出来了什么?

向着我来的,谢尔盖说,像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。

训练参考答案:

①T②F③T④F⑤T


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